Of course, Shoaib Akhtar has genital warts. One look at the guy and you know he has not just warts, but STDs that have yet to cross from monkey to man. You also know that had he lived in a different time, he would be dying of syphilis.
What I can't understand is why the PCB can't keep this information to itself. Do they really need to inform the press that Akhtar is a specimen, that he should be bundled into a jar, and displayed at a medical facility so thousands can benefit from his mistakes? We already knew that!
Or, are they, in their ham handed manner, warning all the men, women and members of the third gender, who have been with Akhtar in the Biblical and Animal Kingdom sense, to get themselves checked for his idea of a super parting gift?
2 comments:
You're right. It's a public service announcement.
this is absolutely hilarious...
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